“Growing like weeds” is an underappreciated term.ĭespite all of this, none of it pertains to the reason I refuse to buy my child these shoes. And anybody who has ever dealt with kids understands the concept that children, especially their feet, grow rapidly. They feature patterns and bedazzled toes that are a throwback to the ’90s while trying to be modern. They are the coolest pair of shoes a kid can have that can also cost more than eight gallons of organic milk and have the potential to endure seizures from the intensity of the colors that come and go (both marketing features that are not listed on the box by the way). Just a brief background, Twinkle Toes are from Skechers. For those of you that don’t, consider yourself lucky. (This is a very recent addition to my list, as I have only very recently become a preschool teacher and have only very recently had to deal with the headache that is:) Twinkle Toes.įor those of you who share my pain, thank you for your empathy and sympathies. Mickey Mouse’s “Hog Diggity Dog” song (you can only say “hot dog” so many times in a song before it gets to disgusting levels, and that doesn’t even include eating an actual hot dog).Ĥ. Goldfish crackers (they are the herpes of children’s snacks and crumble faster than a disloyal mob informant)ģ. In the world of parenting there are long lists of “Things My Cild is Obsessed With That I Secretly Loathe.” In the two years I’ve been a mom the top ranking choices seem to be:Ģ.
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